They rode in on my beautiful, innocent kid 
and they have taken over. Fleas! I didn’t notice them at first, except for the fact that he was scratching. I put the bug killer juice on his back and tail but too late…by then I was feeling them jumping all over me. I have big welts from the damn creatures feeding on me all night.
So, today I have to flea-bomb my apartment. Gonna have to set off the bombs, grab the dog and go to the movies for a couple of hours. He’ll have to wait in the car, but he won’t mind.
This is my new favorite porn star, Charles Dera. He’s straight, but just gorgeous and sexy as you can see. 
Sure wish I could get my body to look like that.
