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Yes, the last post was just for April Fool’s. I fooled at least a few people with my chilling murderous roommate scenario.
I feel the need to move. Been in this apartment where I live now for 7+ years and it’s time to move closer in to the city. I don’t know, I’m thinking about it. As it is now, I’m only 15 minutes from downtown, barely 7 miles away. Seems maybe a little silly to go through all the trouble of moving just to get a little bit closer in, but it’d be nice. And it could be rough finding an apartment that will take my dog and my credit issues. We’ll see.
And I won’t be getting a roommate!
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My new roommate moved in yesterday, his name is Axel. I’m not sure this was a good idea….
Axel is quiet, and has these really huge, staring eyes. Last night I felt like I could feel him staring through the wall that separates our bedrooms. If I walk into a room that he’s in, he stares until I speak…his eyes are really massive and black. He wears a gray cloak, as well…which I think his odd. I’m not sure what he is hiding in the folds of his cloak, but it’s something…there are strange bulges when he sits or gets ups.
I can feel him watching now, even with my door closed. It’s almost as if he knows I’m writing about him. I think I’m going to have to ask him to leave, he’s barely unpacked.
Axel creeps me out…I don’t know what I was thinking. Must have been crazy! I don’t know what’s in those cases he brought into the house, but I think there are weapons, possible chemicals….
Jesse doesn’t care for him either. Last night I heard Jesse squeal, but I couldn’t find anything wrong with him after checking him over. Axel said that Jesse just got “startled”…..startled by what? Probably Axel’s huge, empty, black eyes.
This isn’t working out, I can already tell. Guess it’ll teach me a lesson. He moves with such stealth around the apartment, I can never tell where he is. He hasn’t used the bathroom yet, I guess that would be one way to tell where he asjl’kdg’hio’aggilbbbbbbbb
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They rode in on my beautiful, innocent kid
and they have taken over. Fleas! I didn’t notice them at first, except for the fact that he was scratching. I put the bug killer juice on his back and tail but too late…by then I was feeling them jumping all over me. I have big welts from the damn creatures feeding on me all night.
So, today I have to flea-bomb my apartment. Gonna have to set off the bombs, grab the dog and go to the movies for a couple of hours. He’ll have to wait in the car, but he won’t mind.
This is my new favorite porn star, Charles Dera. He’s straight, but just gorgeous and sexy as you can see.
Sure wish I could get my body to look like that.
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